Weekly Schedule

Make a weekly schedule that is funny.

For example:

Monday: Work out Night
Tuesday: Poker Night
Wendsday: Book Night
Thursday: Law and Order Night
Friday: Party Night
Saturday: Rest Night
Sunday: Poetry Night

(This is just an example. Make sure yours is funny/stupid)

Monday: Forcing Drunk and/or High Rabbits to Commit Suicide Night
Tuesday: Severe Diarrhea Night
Wednesday: Arson Night
Thursday: Try to Remember What Tommorow Night is Night
Friday: Finally Remember What Tonight is Night
Saturday: Forget What Last Night Was Night
Sunday: Take a Jumbo Jet From my House to my Backyard Night

funny....

hmm..

Monday-watch tv
Tuesday-just found out you cant find remote(staring at a black screen all night is boring)
wednesday-trying to find remote
thursday-found remote
friday-found out remote doesn't work
saturday-found batteries and put it in remote
sunday-found out it is wrong remote and bash it
monday-turns out remote was your dads tv upstairs
tuesday-get a whipping
wednesday- finally found remote
thursday- dad steals you tv because you bashed his remote
friday- sue the tvs corporation for making your life miserable.

Do you need a lawyer? I'll be your lawyer

maybe...

Well, in that case:

Monday: try to find ways the tv company could possibly be held responsible
Tuesday: try again
Wednesday: start getting annoyed
Thursday: ok now I'm pissed off
Friday: punch my assistant out of anger
Saturday: final crack under the anger and jump off the nearest cliff and die
Sunday: nothing, seeing as how I am dead, but my assistant with a bloody nose finds something that could win the case easily. And she found it in like two seconds..... That sucks........

ok...
monday-didnt know i had assistant
tues. - found out who she is
wed. - failed to do so
thur. - tried again
fri - fired her because you really dont know
sat. - hired an assistant
sun. - found out she was the same one
mon- fire her
tue - nothing matters since your dead